Declassified
EVIDENCE

INTELLIGENCE REPORT

PROJECT: PLURIBUS-MEMETICS
SUBJECT: EROTIC PROPAGATION AND "PLURBING" PHENOMENON
CLEARANCE: LEVEL 4 (NEURONORMATIVE)

During routine visual monitoring of memes across the World Wide Web, an alarming surge in erotic memes has been detected involving the entities known as "Plurbs" and the subject identified as Carol Es Turca.

These visual records depict the practice known as "Plurbing", wherein a Plurb and a neuronormative individual engage in the exchange of saliva and share laughter while viewing the meme: "Hello my name is Walter Haswell White and I live in 304 Black Arroyo Lane in Albuquerque".

Upon exhaustive investigation of this phenomenon, it has been determined that, although undesirable within a Christian society, these acts do not constitute a criminal offense.

ADDENDUM: EPSTEIN FILES CROSS-REFERENCE

First Name: Donald
Middle Name: [BLANK]
Last Name: Trump
Age: 70
DOB: [REDACTED]
Additional Info:
"Again, just trying to find out the NYPD detective on the FBI sex trafficking task force that called me a couple of weeks ago and spoke to me about some of these issues."
How is Contact Known:
"He participated regularly in paying money to force me to REDACTED with him and he was present when my uncle murdered my newborn child and disposed of the body in Lake Michigan."
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also here's the pluribus episode lol, it's been a ride, see you on 2027.